Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
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WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
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Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
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