Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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