Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Randomize
