just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
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Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
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IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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