I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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