That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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