WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
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I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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