hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Yo dont text me then not text me
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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