She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
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2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
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Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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