She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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