If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
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First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
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Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
i need to put some appletini on your dick
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
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