he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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