I heard we made out
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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