Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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