fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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