thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
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i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
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I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
that is very illegal...i love you.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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