If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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