there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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