uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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