its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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