ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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