The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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