i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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