they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
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Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
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I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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