I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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