: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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