Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
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He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
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Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
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