literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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