What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
where are my eyebrows?
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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