id be glad to
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I want to be your penis for a week.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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