shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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