You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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