I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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