He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
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Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
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I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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