So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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