I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
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