Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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