What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
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