i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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