Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
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at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
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If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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