i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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