That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
Randomize
