she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Actions speak louder than pants.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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