Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Will exercising make me less horny?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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