I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
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