She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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