is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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