so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
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You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
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Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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