I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
Randomize
