I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
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I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
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Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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