3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
do nipples grow back?
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