I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
We had sex on a dog bed..
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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