Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
Randomize
