windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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